sour telegram

in grade school, everyone puts a valentine in everyone else's heart decorated bag. in high school, you get val-o-grams with carnations. in college, you get nothing, really.

but what do you get when you're working? an altoids singing telegram. it's kinda long, and sort of heartbreaking. so make sure to preview it before you send it out to your special someone. i mean, it is for sour mango altoids.